noelleok:

Morgan Freeman and Adele. If you want to start singing, you go right ahead. It’ll trigger somebody else to do the dirty work.

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If we’re gonna carry out this conversation, don’t be passive aggressive about anything— try to be blunt with me here, sweet cheeks. Dirty work as in?

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brodyhyfr:

Well when you put it that way, it doesn’t. 

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I was being sarcastic.

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ofcanna:

What?

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I thought we were impersonating Big Sean?

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noelleok:

I’m going to need you to stop talking, now.

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Should I start singing? I’ve been told I sound like Morgan Freeman and Adele. Tell me, do I aggravate you?

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ofcanna:

Oh.

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God.

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brodyhyfr:

That actually sounds pretty cool.

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I’m sure picturing a pregnant woman screaming as Biggie Smalls raps about guns and dealing drugs is a glorious image.

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noelleok:

I was going to be rude, but you just used the word impregnated. I can’t even deal with you right now.

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All the answers to questions I’ve never asked, sweetheart.

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I’ve been listening to Biggie Smalls the past hour and I actually believe my mom went to several of his concerts while she was impregnated with me.

12 months ago 50 notes

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